Who has control?

[mount_oregano]

My husband was disappointed to discover that the universal remote control he got for Christmas does not actually control the universe.

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[birdhousefrog.livejournal.com]

However, it does explain the mysterious behavior of my television yesterday. Apparently, it might not control the universe, but it seems to control at least one satellite dish remotely.

Frog

[mount-oregano.livejournal.com]

Resistance is futile.